After a few years in abeyance, the Bald Archy is back! My entry “Wayne the Good Shepherd” has been accepted and will tour with the exhibition through the coming year. See https://baldarchy.com.au/ for more information on touring dates, venues etc.
The shepherd is calling – come start anew:
I have rugby league’s best positions for you!
Much success I do promise –
the deals are great commerce!
Just sign all these contracts we’ve set out to view.
As with all religions, the promises abound:
have trust in my record, my fame is renowned.
Sainthood this brings –
of league we’ll be Kings!
The Dolphins are ready; prepared is the ground.
Come all you who labour and toil and do try:
across all the lined and grassed fields we will fly!
This new R.L. team
all others will cream!
Tell your agents to hustle and with us apply.
I am the Good Shepherd – come join my flock:
I’m back at the helm and those critics we’ll shock!
Take up my yoke –
I’m such a good bloke!
Your prayers will be answered by me – solid Rock.